Man, this gig really drains. I'm so busted I could just curl up. All I wanna do is slurp some coffee and stare at the wall for hours. But first, gotta share a few Onion Knight memes to defeat the boredom. Existence is a real journey, man. The corporate ladder is just a staircase to Shrek's swamp Sure, they tell you it's all about ambition, about